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Sarcastic Black Cat Tote
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Some people journal. Some people meditate.
This cat? Handles problems differently.
Featuring an adorably unhinged black cat with serious “don’t test me today” energy, this tote bag is perfect for sarcastic cat lovers, coffee shop gremlins, introverts, and emotionally exhausted humans trying their best.
Whether you’re carrying: • groceries • yarn projects • laptops & coffee shop essentials • snacks • books you’ll probably never finish • or your remaining patience…
Carry this tote knowing it has you covered.
Perfect for: • cat moms & cat dads • dark humor lovers • introverts • coffee addicts • spooky cute aesthetic fans • people surviving purely out of spite
Pairs perfectly with: 1. oversized sweaters 2. iced coffee 3. crochet projects
Features: • Durable reusable canvas tote • Lightweight but roomy • Funny sarcastic cat design • Great for errands, work, school & coffee shop trips • Makes an amazing gift for cat lovers with attitude
Warning: May attract judgmental cats. And concerned looks from strangers.
DIMENSIONS: 15″W x 16″H Color: Natural Fabric: Polyester canvas
CARE: Wash inside out in cold water, delicate setting, do not use bleach or fabric softener Dry on medium heat for about 10 minutes, remove from dryer, lie flat to complete drying May be ironed on medium high setting being mindful of design – DO NOT IRON OVER DESIGN
MaterialsCanvas · Polyester · Canvas
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