The Cats Demand a Markdown · 15% off storewide · Ends October 1
← Back to shop

My Cat and I Talk Shit About You Mug

$18.95$16.1115% off · The Cats Demand a Markdown

Physical item: shipping will be calculated during checkout.

Secure checkout powered by Stripe.

Or shop on Etsy ↗

The details.

Start your morning with caffeine, cattitude, and absolutely zero concern for anyone else’s feelings.

This hilarious cat mug features one wildly unhinged fluffy gremlin of a cat paired with the brutally honest phrase:

“My cat and I talk shit about you.”

Perfect for coffee addicts, tea drinkers, office instigators, introverts, and anyone whose cat is their tiny judgmental roommate.

Whether you're sipping coffee while avoiding humanity, surviving Zoom meetings, or silently gossiping with your feline supervisor at 6 AM, this mug understands the assignment.

Perfect gift for: • Cat moms & cat dads • Sarcastic coworkers • Introverts with opinions • Coffee and tea lovers • Crazy cat people (the fun kind) • Printed on both sides

Warning: May cause coworkers to feel personally attacked.

Cute. Chaotic. Slightly threatening. Just like your cat.

CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe

MaterialsCeramic

Reports from the field

Customer reviews.

No reviews yet. The cats are pretending not to care.

Bought it? Review it.

Share your experience with the actual item. Use the private link in your order-confirmation email to receive a Verified Purchase badge.

Just visiting from the Mother Ship?

Tell Annie what caught your eye, whether you’d consider buying it, or what might make it even better. Visitor feedback stays private and never affects the star rating.