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Don't Ask Me Why I'm Crazy Mug

$18.95

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The ultimate mood mug for people done with dumb questions. Two-tone ceramic perfection, black on the inside with black handle. Made in Albuquerque, dishwasher and microwave safe, and printed on both sides for maximum eye-roll efficiency. Comes with a free cat toy, because your cat understands boundaries better than humans. Printed on both sides.

CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe

MaterialsCeramic

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