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Or shop on Etsy ↗For the cat lover who shows affection through sarcasm, side-eye, and emotional instability.
This snarky tote bag features an adorably feral fluffball with the very reassuring message: “I like you. I scratch you last.”
Perfect for carrying yarn projects, coffee shop essentials, groceries, books, sketchpads, emotional baggage, or treats for the tiny goblin creatures currently running your household.
Whether you’re headed to the bookstore, farmer’s market, craft night, or your favorite cozy café, this tote announces to the world that you are mostly harmless… probably.
Features: • Durable reusable tote bag • Lightweight and roomy • Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, fiber artists, and chaos gremlins • Great gift for knitters, crocheters, goth girls, weird friends, and black cat enthusiasts • Works beautifully as a project bag, grocery tote, library bag, or everyday carry-all
Warning: May attract conversations about cats, yarn, and emotional support beverages.
DIMENSIONS: 15″W x 16″H Color: Natural Fabric: Polyester canvas
CARE: Wash inside out in cold water, delicate setting, do not use bleach or fabric softener Dry on medium heat for about 10 minutes, remove from dryer, lie flat to complete drying May be ironed on medium high setting being mindful of design – DO NOT IRON OVER DESIGN
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