Sarcastic Coffee Cat Tote

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Some days are thriving days. Some days are “drink coffee and avoid a felony” days.

This hilariously relatable tote bag perfectly captures the daily emotional support struggle of functioning adults everywhere — with the help of caffeine, sarcasm, and possibly a tiny mental breakdown.

Featuring a wide-eyed caffeinated chaos-cat and the painfully accurate reminder:

“Note to self: Try not to lose your shit today.”

Perfect for carrying: • laptops & work stuff • groceries you forgot you already bought • crochet projects • coffee shop essentials • books you swear you’ll finish • emotional baggage (lightweight but roomy)

Whether you’re headed to work, the yarn store, a coffee shop, the grocery store, or simply wandering through life overstimulated and under-caffeinated, this tote understands the assignment.

Perfect for: • coffee addicts • anxious humans • introverts • sarcastic cat lovers • overworked moms • emotionally exhausted crafters • people one inconvenience away from becoming feral

Features: • Durable reusable canvas tote • Lightweight and roomy for daily use • Soft neutral color works with everything • Adorable quirky cat artwork • Great gift for coworkers, friends & fellow chaos gremlins

Pairs well with: 1. coffee 2. deep sighs 3. unfinished to-do lists, and pretending everything is fine.

DIMENSIONS: 15″W x 16″H Color: Natural Fabric: Polyester canvas

CARE: Wash inside out in cold water, delicate setting, do not use bleach or fabric softener Dry on medium heat for about 10 minutes, remove from dryer, lie flat to complete drying May be ironed on medium high setting being mindful of design – DO NOT IRON OVER DESIGN