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Or shop on Etsy ↗When your day starts like a dumpster-fire and you’re trying to hold it together with caffeine and sheer will, you’ll want something that knows you’re not messing around. This two-tone white ceramic beauty (hides coffee (or tea… or whatever potion keeps you upright) hides stains like a pro, so no one sees the chaos. The graphic is printed on both sides, so your “cool under pressure” exterior is visible from every angle.
Dishwasher safe (yes, top rack), microwave safe (yes, you’re gonna need it), and proudly made in Albuquerque (if you don't know where that is, look it up). Sip, glare at the world, nod knowingly — you’re staying frosty, even when everything else around you melts.
Free cat toy with every purchase!
CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe
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