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Call Me a Diva Tortie Mug

$18.95

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If your cat has “tortitude,” this mug gets it. The Tortie Diva Mug is pure cattitude in ceramic form — two-tone, bold, and guaranteed to make your mornings 100% more dramatic.

Made in Albuquerque with fade-proof sublimation sass, it’s dishwasher- and microwave-safe, because divas don’t handwash. Printed on both sides so everyone knows who runs the house (hint: it’s not you).

Free cat toy with every purchase!

CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe

MaterialsCeramic

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